15 signs that you’re asian

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itzliltrinh:

So I decided to do a little research. And this are a few things i found hilarious and some what true. You’re welcome to reblog and add on! :D

1) Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15

2) Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends’ kids

3) You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they’re still lecturing

4) People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate

5) Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can “grow into it” and wear it for years to come.

6) Your non Asian friends ask you how to curse in your language, to curse to other Asians.

7) People think you’re Chinese no matter what part of Asia you are truly from.

8) You amaze and wow your friends with your lack of body hair

9) your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head

10) failing a class means finding a new place to live.

11) You have NO eyelashes

12) You have 500 family members, and you don’t know half of them

13) you’re half the size of most of your friends

14) An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: “Is that your mother?” Well then, “Is it your sister?”

15) teachers mispronounce your name from the first day of school till the last day of school

“you’re half the size of most of your friends” *cringes*